You have been warned
Too much news, can't read em all ?
Here is today's un-noteworthy Mousehunt News and stale gossip.
*Section 1
-from the Director's desk -
Salutations, and welcome to the very first edition of Mousehunt News+.
Who Am I ? Its not important. What is important, is that I finish this brief introduction and get to the meat as soon as possible. Oh and FYI, I play Mousehunt.
The Purpose of this? To inform Mousehunters of stuff related to Mousehunt and its Communitay.
Why here? Why now?
1. Mousehunters needs to read news beyond the boundaries of the Terms and Conditions.
2. Blogger is a great platform for my nefarious plans
2. News should be told from a different bias, like mine.
3. The Nibbler can't possibly cover everything, MHnews+ acts as a sort of add-on to the existing major news resource rather than a replacement. Although you are free to think that it is the latter.
Puzzled Mousehunter posted his thread in the wrong section of the board
asking why the Forbidden Grove and Acolyte realm are not following the 3 hour regime. Individual did not receive any help whatsoever, and is told instead to check the old threads.
Mr.Stefano Gattolin did not hesitate to yell at the puzzled mousehunter, and told him to look for answers in the "Cheese and Whine" section instead.
View the full thread here
the communitay generally prefers to tell how stupid someone is , rather than putting him on the right track. And its a really difficult task for some people to just say :
" Its a glitch, the devs are working really really really really hard to fix the forbidden grove"
14 Misses in A row ! Tales from the Jungle of Dread
Salutations, and welcome to the very first edition of Mousehunt News+.
Who Am I ? Its not important. What is important, is that I finish this brief introduction and get to the meat as soon as possible. Oh and FYI, I play Mousehunt.
The Purpose of this? To inform Mousehunters of stuff related to Mousehunt and its Communitay.
Why here? Why now?
1. Mousehunters needs to read news beyond the boundaries of the Terms and Conditions.
2. Blogger is a great platform for my nefarious plans
2. News should be told from a different bias, like mine.
3. The Nibbler can't possibly cover everything, MHnews+ acts as a sort of add-on to the existing major news resource rather than a replacement. Although you are free to think that it is the latter.
*Section 2
the Not so Breakin News -
Jeniffer Rewers has reached 99% baron, so whats Next?
I have my hands crossed on the Title of Duke/Duchess.
Lets hope it doesn't just get stuck at 100% because the " devs are hard at work with Longtail "
For the Die-hard dev lovers
by all means, profess your love out loud and as creatively as possible. Right Here.
by all means, profess your love out loud and as creatively as possible. Right Here.
Puzzled Mousehunter posted his thread in the wrong section of the board
asking why the Forbidden Grove and Acolyte realm are not following the 3 hour regime. Individual did not receive any help whatsoever, and is told instead to check the old threads.
Mr.Stefano Gattolin did not hesitate to yell at the puzzled mousehunter, and told him to look for answers in the "Cheese and Whine" section instead.
View the full thread here
the communitay generally prefers to tell how stupid someone is , rather than putting him on the right track. And its a really difficult task for some people to just say :
" Its a glitch, the devs are working really really really really hard to fix the forbidden grove"
Instead of
"we're not spoonfeeding you, you go check out the blah blah blah yourself, such an old news, its people like you that spam the boards"
"we're not spoonfeeding you, you go check out the blah blah blah yourself, such an old news, its people like you that spam the boards"
No ABC for you
Alms for the poor
Help this poor Apprentice get a Mouse Deathbot! For those of you who like donating to beggars and the other portion of the communitay who simply likes to flame and whip the asses out of low level players.
Thread link
Thread link
14 Misses in A row ! Tales from the Jungle of Dread
A Mousehunter suffering the blow of a mild DHU factor misses 14, and ends up with some red boxes as well. A 2 second silence for his unfortunate ordeal. Do share your condolences here.
*futureIdeas - Neilson Cheng
the Harvester Mice ( above ) and More!
Pros - Excellent Drawings.
Cons - Cliche' storyline, elaborate but uncomplete work.
Score - 4.0/5
An Excellent Start
Other worthy creations of the day :
James Su's Dark Ancient Spear Gun
Rakshit Shroff's Chrome Gouda
Both showed good creativity and knowledge of using Photoshop programs. But other than that, nothing out of this world.
*Section 3
Board section of the day -
I wonder if that violated Mousehunt's Terms and Conditions. Mafia wars ad in Mousehunt LoL.
Thread of the day -
Link shall to thread shall not be posted. ( of course )
*The Heart of the Tiger Advice
1. Use SB+ if u can afford it.
Mousehunters who cannot afford Super Brie or those who are lower in rank are the only people who can catch a cupid mouse with Cheddar or Swiss or Brie. Its not a myth.
2. Use a Tactical trap
3. Catch all the rare mice, Get the Chest, Get the keys.
4. Forget about the Attraction Bonus Candy or Rabbit mask
these two are extremely rare, especially the ABC, you are adviced to ...
Resume hunting like normal in your pre-HoT locations. You can return back to test your luck again when they post the warning that HoT is about to end on the news section of mousehunt like they did in the Festive Comet Last year.
The devs have mentioned that they do not know when the event ends. They also suggested that it may last a couple more weeks. For those who are spreading rumors that the event ends on the 19th, please refer to the Feedback Friday details in the Nibbler.
Final Sense You can get it today !
I would highly recommend that you :
And once again, thank you for your time.I appreciate it dearly.
You are free to leave your comments here anonymously.
want to discuss the news, head over too......... oh wait, we don't have a discussion board ( *damn )
MHnews+ is one hundred percent independent news e-publication byproduct of a wholly independent corporation owned by a lone terrorist cat. The cat scours the Mousehunt realm at random and bring you news that you usually don't see in the Nibbler. Noteworthy or not? Its a matter of your opinion.
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